The Official Eric Choi Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Eric Choi, THE REAL ERIC CHOI. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Eric Choi. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Eric Choi is a mammal.
2. Eric Choi codes ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Eric is to flip out and write 20-page programs in hexadecimal.
Weapons and gear:
Laptop Duct tape
Eric Outfit
Testimonial:
Eric Choi can 0wn anyone he wants! Eric installs Linux ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that he was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon he hacked the Pentagon. My friend Clayton said that he saw Eric totally uppercut some kid just because the kid ran Windows.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Eric has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will pwnz0r your computer!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Eric is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Eric is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, smart and sweet. I can't wait to start CSE 142 next year. I love Eric with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Eric?
A: Eric is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's extremely hot, but on the other hand, Eric is extremely available.
Q: I heard that Eric is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Eric can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Eric do when he's not building evil robots or flipping out?
A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometimes he studies. (Ask Clayton if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my friend Clayton showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.