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Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney
It ain't a phoney
My cellular, bananular phone

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes to call a friend of mine
Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza!
I'll call my cat!
I'll call the White House, have a chat!

I'll place a call around the world, operator get me
Bei-jing jing jing jing!